I told you I'd get to this topic after the draft and now seems like the perfect time (if you know what I mean). The 2010 Miami Dolphins schedule has not garnered any of the attention that the 2009 version did. We heard ad infinitum how difficult it was going to be. Personally I thought we played our best ball against the best competition, such as the Colts, Saints, and Jets. We shut down the Patriots once and challenged the Titans, Chargers, and Steelers. In the end, our final record had very little to do with the schedule. We could have easily had a completely different outcome - say 11-5, 12-4, even 13-3 against the same competition, but we made mistakes, had loads of injuries, and didn't come through in the clutch.
So now that we have a 'softer' schedule per the media pundits, shouldn't we expect a winning season?
Well, yes, if you're only considering win-loss-ratio. But what if you're a displaced fan. Someone who can't make it to the games but would really like to attend at least one. If you don't live in an NFL city, you're going to have to travel. That makes for a very expensive 'day out'. So you think to yourself, as long as I combine this game with either a business trip or a vacation, it won't impact my wallet that much more. What if you work a job that has no travel involved?
Then you're in my situation. You're going to have to convince your family to go to one of the cities that is hosting the Dolphins. Miami is over 3,000 miles away and to be honest, I don't have any desire to 'visit' my least favorite former-hometown. So it's an away game then. Surely there's somewhere on the schedule my family or myself have been dying to go to where I can take a half-day off of tourist attractions and go to a Dolphins game.
Buffalo? yeah, right.
Minneapolis? Has anything good come out of there since Tom Waits wrote Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis?
Green Bay? I know we're not playing these guys in December but that's 3 cold weather cities in a row and I'm sure I'd end up in the ER with a cheese overdose.
Cincinnati? As a responsible, loving father and husband, I wouldn't take my family to vacation in Cincinnati. Would you? Also, another cold city.
Baltimore? Same comment as Cincinnati.
Oakland? Considering that we live in Sacramento, this 1 hour drive to an even bigger dump would not really classify as a vacation. Also, I wouldn't take my son to a Raiders game and I fear my wife would be kidnapped and savaged by the local ghouls. That would be a huge waste of money for her ticket...
New Jersey? LOL. Garden State, my ass.
Boston? Don't get me wrong, I'd bet Boston is the best option, although it's just as far away as Miami as the crow flies, it at least has some nice attractions for the family, and I hear they make clam chowder the proper way, not that effed up tomato BS. But on January 2nd, the temperature will likely be freezing or below.
So, you can see that the schedule was developed specifically to keep me from attending a game. The closest I came last year was thinking of going to the San Diego game, where I would've witnessed Chad Pennington being snapped in half, the Dolphins lose, and potentially picked up an STD from Tila Tequila.
This year I was hoping for something a bit more favorable. I'd love for the Dolphins to travel to Seattle in September, or perhaps Arizona. An early season jaunt to Chicago could be welcome, and a trip to Denver would provide the perfect excuse for a road trip through the Rockies. I would even go with the nearby 49ers - it would be a nice 3 day weekend trip. As for the East coast, Washington has enough vacation backdrop to make the trip more purposeful than just attending a football game. But they snowed in every winter and the airports shut down as do the roads so it would have to be an early season thing.
The truth is, I must have some sort of self-torturing gene in me that makes me follow teams from places I don't want to live in - Miami, Manchester, etc. Though I hear Manchester United are coming on a US tour - I'm thinking the likelihood is better that I'll attend a Man United game this year than a Dolphins one.
Oh well, one thing is for certain, this year I'm forking out for NFL Sunday Ticket!!
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Ok folks, I know I'm not the only out-of-town Dolfan out there. Of the away games, which are you most likely to attend?