I realize I'm the last person to bring up the subject of the Dolphins' 2009 Schedule, but I might be the first one to actually dive in face first and get covered in it. You see, I may not know much (actually I know quite a bit, but I'm trying to come across as humble) but if there's one thing I do know, it's how to assemble things from a list of parts, It's sort of what I do for a living, and on the weekends I like to go to the local Ikea and show up the pimply punks who work there by assembling additional 'floor models' while no one's looking.
So in the next installment of Tin's Fins, I will tackle the schedule in a way that no one else will (at least not until August), by greasing up, and going in full throttle. I will assemble the Dolphins 2009 schedule one game at a time and give you a finished product at the end that you can either sit on, stack books upon, or store extra blankets in. Whatever you do with it, it will present itself as useful to you, and might even have a Nordic name, like 'Taking a loki at the schedule'.
Don't miss it.
So in the next installment of Tin's Fins, I will tackle the schedule in a way that no one else will (at least not until August), by greasing up, and going in full throttle. I will assemble the Dolphins 2009 schedule one game at a time and give you a finished product at the end that you can either sit on, stack books upon, or store extra blankets in. Whatever you do with it, it will present itself as useful to you, and might even have a Nordic name, like 'Taking a loki at the schedule'.
Don't miss it.
I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to write a comment in the future unlike any comment ever commented before. I will do this by not looking back, taking chances, and while listening to the song 'Danger Zone' from the movie Top Gun.
ReplyDeleteIt will be something you can show all your friends, keep to read to children for a bedtime story, or laminate, frame, and put on your wall as a motivational tool
That would be sweet. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI continued to ignore your "Let's talk Dolphins" theme in the previous post and talked some more soccer - check out the news if you haven't already heard? (Didn't want to "pollute" too many blogs for the US regulars by filling this one with soccer talk too!)
ReplyDeleteI'm writing an awe inspiring article about how married men can pick up hot women with their wives' approval. This is one you don't want to miss. 8-)
ReplyDeleteuk, thanks for sparing us the utter boredom. :-P
ReplyDeleteKnight,
ReplyDeleteDidn't John Wayne Bobbit scoop you on that one? It didn't go down too well? (bad pun intended)
Knight,
ReplyDeleteYour 1/8 Brit must be recessive genes?
I like to think my 1/8 Brit is where I get my rock & roll genes. 8-)
ReplyDeleteOuch! >:o
ReplyDeleteI just got back from my morning swim. I wish Todd the rod would get here. I'm so horny.
ReplyDelete<span style="">I just got back from my morning swim. I wish Todd the rod would get here. I'm so horny.</span>
ReplyDeleteI to will write an all inspiring articile about ones wife who would clean your bank account clear after finding out about an affair that she didn't appove of. *DONT_KNOW*
ReplyDeleteThis is a very slow day of football news.
ReplyDeleteAre you more Led Zeppelin or Herman and the Hermits?
ReplyDeleteLed Zeppelin for sure. Some interesting trivia is that Jimmy Page is 1/8 Chinese.
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