Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Omar Kelly is Alive!! (again)

Just a heads up, I have checked in with Sun-Sentinel blog guru, Omar Kelly, and he is in fact alive and not a victim of a home invasion gone awry as I had suspected, and is having a mini summer break before the action heats up in Dolphins-land.

He wanted me to tell everyone that he's teaching his son to ride a bike and that he'll be posting a new article tomorrow (Thursday) in prep for the weekend mini-camp.

55 comments:

  1. Thank god. I just checked out your site for the first time the other day Tin. It's pretty sweet. I also live in Sacto. Good to know I'm not the only Dolphin fan in town.

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  2. hey, not getting booted from your blog today.  tin, how come you know so much about omar.  tell us the trooth, you are stalking him arent you.  pretty soon you are going to get your two front teeth extended, have some 'real big choppers'

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  3. gotta love photo shop
     
    FFR,
    He's in Omar's fav 5. They exchange texts like totally all the time
     
    Tin-"Did you here what Ryan said"
    O-"oh no he didn't just say that about Crowder"

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  4. i wish it were photoshop, but it was ms-paint, and some sloppy mouse-work, lol.
     
    and for the record the conversation actually went like this:
     
    Omar:  "I'm teaching my kid to ride his bike"
     
    Tinshaker:  "Didn't you use that excuse two or three times already?"
     
    Omar:  "Yeah it's actually my code phrase for 'I'm catching up on Desperate Housewives' but this time I'm literally teaching my kid to ride a bike"
     
    Tinshaker:  " You know, when I was a kid I have a 1978 Chopper and I reverse somersaulted into a giant watermelon..."
     
    Omar:  "um, I gotta go, bye!"

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  5. I took down all the lesbian cheerleaders so you could get in.   Ironic, eh?

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  6. I might be moving during the season, but if not, we need to hit up a sports bar and take control of the Sunday ticket!  (i'm always outnumbered!)

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  7. tin, it isnt 'in' that lesbian cheerleaders get me

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  8. i thought he was going to teach his kid to ride his bike and swim.  i know being a parent is tough now a days, but geeze making a kid ride his bike while swimming is going over board

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  9. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    After seeing a local NY report on the Ryan/Crowder beef, it's been blown way out of proportion. Ryan was joking saying "no it's all just fun and everything, he's (Crowder) a good player and all that stuff."
     
    That said, the local NY media guys who cover the Jets are already up Ryan and Sanchez's ass. They think they'll do what the Ravens did last year. I say want to bet you're not. LOL

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  10. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    <span style="">After seeing a local NY report on the Ryan/Crowder beef, it's been blown way out of proportion. Ryan was joking saying "no it's all just fun and everything, he's (Crowder) a good player and all that stuff." 
      
    That said, the local NY media guys who cover the Jets are already up Ryan and Sanchez's ass. They think they'll do what the Ravens did last year. I say want to bet you're won't. LOL</span>

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  11. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    <span style="">After seeing a local NY report on the Ryan/Crowder beef, it's been blown way out of proportion. Ryan was joking saying "no it's all just fun and everything, he's (Crowder) a good player and all that stuff."  
       
    That said, the local NY media guys who cover the Jets are already up Ryan and Sanchez's ass. They think they'll do what the Ravens did last year. I say want to bet they won't. LOL</span>

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  12. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    LOL

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  13. was thinking more the word off

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  14. whats that, not get to the SB, just like the ny media to be happy getting to the playoffs, i thought the goal was to get to and WIN the sb

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  15. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    WTF? Do you mean Matt Dillon teeth in 'Something abut Mary'? LOL

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  16. got the day off, Knight?  your comments are showing up today.
     
    I think the thing with the Ryan comments isn't whether or not he's being an ass for mouthing off, but that he's being an ass because he's saying anything.  As the coach he should lead by example, and the example he's setting, and his players are following is that no subject is off-limits and we'll provide as much quotable quotes and bulletin board material as we feel like providing.  You know Bart Scott was not having 'fun and everything'. 
     
    The Jets players are getting full of themselves, and that HURTS preparation, and why would you say anything that could come back to bite you in the ass. 
     
    Whatever heat they're taking for it now, it will be nothing compared to what will happen in the NY media if the Dolphins come to town and beat them.

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  17. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    I meant comparing Sanchez to Flacco and competing with a rookie QB.

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  18. I'm not sure which of those guys should be more upset.
     
    Speaking of not updating, your facebook has had the same thing on it for days!! Can you make this blog post there?
     
     

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  19. I was always outnumbered at my bar too (Raiders fans). I have the Sunday Ticket at home now, but if you're still here during the season it would be fun to hit a sports bar together. I don't know about your wife, but mine lives and dies with the Dolphins as much as I do so with her it will be three of us. That might be enough to shift the odds in our favor.

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  20. email is optionalJune 10, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    herdfan,
     
    now there is nothing football related in your post, ole whats his face is going to be upset

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  21. sorry girl, that above comment is from me, making fun of that idiot from yesterday

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  22. I blog, I tweet, I comment, and its still not good enough for you, herdfan!
     
    I told you already I don't know how to use Facebook.  If you know how I can do that I will gladly do it but I doubt my two Facebook friends don't already have my blog bookmarked...

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  23. Yeah, my wife doesn't care at all.  She's not American, so she doesn't 'get it'.  Actually she doesn't like any sports at all...

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  24. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Nope I'm at work. I agree about Ryan and doing too much talking. The NY media and Ryan and his players are all having a cocky fuckfest that will all explode say sometime in November.  :-P

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  25. The SS posts on to my facebook page, and if they can figure it out, surely you can. Tweeting is for the birds!

    Seriously, that was more a jab at the signing before the weekend that has been on there for a week. It's like a clock that isn't working. Sooner or later it's going to be right.

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  26. come tin, you know a woman is never satisified, no matter what, how or when we do something :)

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  27. I just noticed a new feature here tinshaker. The 'like the comment' thing. I think I'll try it out and see what happens.

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  28. herdfan, that way when the signing happens, I can say 'I was right!'

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  29. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Tin, where is your wife from? She doesn't like ANY sports? How about Parcheesi?  :)

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  30. She's from Croatia. 
     
    Sports weren't a part of her growing up.  She does like shopping though, if that counts.

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  31. Ol what's his name can.... nevermind.

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  32. I'm just trying to offer suggestions, that's all. You did manage to put a video on there. That was progress. Actually, it's a convenience feature for me, and any other friends you have. Is that so bad?

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  33. herdfan, you'd better be careful what you say, or Berardino will talk some more snit:
     
    http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/sports_football_dolphins/2009/06/miami-dolphins-more-love-fear-for-joey-porter.html?cid=6a00d8341c2c7653ef011570ee6c37970b#comment-6a00d8341c2c7653ef011570ee6c37970b
     
    No more wiffle ball, and next time I think about the circus I'll have to keep it to myself.

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  34. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    <span style=" white-space: pre-wrap;">Cool! I have some Croatian friends. Shopping has become an American sport for women. The one who gets the best deal wins! LOL How the hell this happened I'll never know. <span style=""> :'( </span></span>

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  35. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Speak for yourself.  8-)

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  36. That's kind of funny.   Check your email for something.

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  37. It all started with women's suffrage Knight. LOL
     

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  38. who's ole whats his name and oh do tell us what he can do

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  39. OK, Now he is making up with ffr.  Can't figure this new guy out.  Felt bad about the hard time everyone was giving him, now, I'm not so sure.

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  40. YOU called him that, the guy from yesterday complaining about your innuendo.  Actually he included me in it, and I have to say I wasn't part of it, but PO'd just the same. 

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  41. "if the Dolphins come to town and beat them" tin
     
    ...if?
     
    IF??????
     
    IIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    ...wtf is this iffin thing? ...you got a frog in your throat?

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  42. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Oh that's right. Somehow an over abundance of shoes cured all that.  :-E

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  43. sorry, that was a typo, I meant to say if the Dolphins blow them out.

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  44. I hate to admit this but I actually have more shoes than my wife.
     
    But they were on sale. ;)
     
     

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  45. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    Okay Tin, if you have more than 10 pairs of shoes you've got Imelda Marcos syndrome.  :-P

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  46. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    LOL

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  47. I would like to defend myself by saying that, when I was in another industry, I would get a private invite every year to the annual Doc Martens warehouse sale.  I only went once, on my last invite, and I bought 10 pairs that day, 7 of which I've either never worn, or only worn once.
     
    This is a funny conversation because I actually need to buy new trainers this week.

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  48. The Knight who says Ni!June 10, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Tin, I only have 9 pairs of shoes which is under the Imelda Marcos syndrome limit.
     
    9 shalt be the number thou shalt have, and the number of the shoes shall be 9. 10 shalt thou not count, nor either count thou 8, excepting that thou then proceed to 9. 11 is right out.

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  49. I laughed so hard I almost crapped my pants reading about how Jets players are glad Ryan is bringing "swagger".  The Jets are even more pathetic than I thought if they think Ryan's "swagger" is why they sucked last year and will suck this year and  still don't have a quarterback.  Sanchez is garbage.

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  50. Cute blog name, and nice graphic up top.  You can't read the stuff on the right side though. 
     
    And I miss Omar too.  Who is that Mike guy, he's pretty terrible.

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  51. ...my sentiments exactly 8-)

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  52. ...if?
     
    ...I'm sorry ...that's it ...I just can't handle all these negative waves from you ...you taking depressents or what?
     
    ...where the heck did positive tin go?
     
    ...its not IF we blow them out ...its WHEN we blow them out, eh
     

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  53. huh?  who is making up with me, and why does it have to be a guy

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  54. Samantha, thanks for the comment.  can you be mroe specific about what you can't read on the side?  I thought the orange really 'pops' out over the teal background...
     
    I'm open to feedback.

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